Well, only a link, not me actually being funny, because while my sense of comedic timing is not yet dead (insert requisite Pythonism here), I find very little funny in America at the moment.
But look! For Women Only! Quick! Only Women Are Allowed to Read This Post. Funny! Right here in our studio!
It's all right. I'll be funny again. Right now, I just say I'm saving it up for the tell-all book.