As I'm frequently asked to speak for All Women Everywhere®, I thought I'd just go ahead and let you all know what All Women Everywhere® like, since, as you know, we're all completely interchangeable, and one woman [me] is fully capable of successfully interpreting to you not only what she likes but what All Women Everywhere® like. This, way, you'll NEVER have to WONDER AGAIN! Wow!
So all 8 gazillion of us would like to set the record straight --
Our Favorite Color is Blue. Very nice.
Our Favorite Ice Cream is Rocky Road.
Our Favorite Drink is the crystal-clear, refreshing water that comes from Secret Woman Springs. Two X chromosomes required for purchase.
Our Favorite Muffin is Banana with Almonds.
Half of the time we like our steak medium rare, the other half of the time we like it medium well, we flip a coin right before ordering in a restaurant, and yes, we do it that way just to piss you off.
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