Some Faves

Question selection by Janis, Answers by Sidra, in "oh, what the hell, I'll answer" mood.

1. What's your favorite word?
-- "Why", one would guess, given I use it so much
2. What's your least favorite word?
-- the phrase, "I can't do that"
3. What turns you on?
-- not to put too fine a point on it, well-written erotica turns me on, silly
4. What turns you off?
-- fighting
5. What sound or noise do you love?
-- cello, well-tuned human voices in harmony, specifically female alto ones
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
-- people yelling, specfically "domestic disturbances"
7. What's your favorite curse word?
-- "Jesus Christ in a parked car"
8. What profession would you like to attempt?
-- fiction author, and make that am attempting, not would like to, thanks
9. What profession would you not like to attempt
-- CEO
10. If heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say when you get there?
-- "Your office is just the way you left it"