Monkey On My Back

Hi, my name's Sidra, and I'm newly addicted to spinning yarn.

I'm so new to it I still SUCK ROCKS THROUGH SWIZZLE STICKS, but it's like crack -- one hit and you're toast, standing in the middle of the local crafts store asking people if they can hook you up, man.

It's like this -- you take this fluffy hair that came off a sheep/llama/rabbit/goat and a stick with a weight at one end and then --

LOOK!

twist twist twist

You have a single strand of yarn.

Fluff....yarn. Do it again!

Fluff...yarn. Oh my god, that's a strand of yarn. Do it again!

Fluff...yarn. Wow!

and so on, and so forth. You see?

"Hi, everyone, my name's Sidra, and I'm an addict."

"Hi, Sidra!"